The Blemish

There will be no Megan Fox sex tape

By The Blemish, 10:18 AM on Sep 10, 2009, 1 Comment

Megan Fox spoke with MTV and said she’ll never, ever, ever make a sex tape and won’t do nude scenes. Ever. I’m going to cry.

“It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

“I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film. It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet.”

I’ll just have to make due with these. Trust me. I’ve masturbated to much less. Side note: Barbie dolls with Megan Fox’s picture pasted over their face can be really sexy. Hubba hubba.

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One Response to “There will be no Megan Fox sex tape”

  • Kurt
    8:01 AM

    “I’m going to cry”….wow its time we forget about this biatch