“Valentin’s Day” and time wasters

Kelly Clarkson explains why she’s not an asshole. [Popeater]
Will Lindsay go back to rehab? [The Superficial]
Audrina Patridge is in a tight little dress. [Drunken Stepfather]
Ladies of Hollywood show up for the pre-emmys party. [Popsugar]
Ryan Kwanten, Jason Stackhouse of True Blood, is enjoying his hiatus. [Lainey]
All that’s wrong with men’s mags: Censoring nudity. [Asylum]
The Hills chicks are pathetic. [Celebslam]
Miranda Kerr has perfected her model pose. [Just Jared]
Kristin Cavallari still has a huge head. [MoeJackson]
So… does Megan Fox like to eat girls? [IDLYITW]
Megan Fox is too old. [Wonderwall]