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Whitney Houston sounds great

Years of crack cocaine have only improved Whitney Houston’s voice. Here she sounds like an angel more than ever. Ha, just kidding. It sounds like someone punched her in the throat or she has emphysema or both. Whitney, however, blames her crackling voice on Oprah. Before she took the stage in Central Park, she told the audience,

“I’m so sorry. I did ‘Oprah.’ I’ve been talking for so long. … I talked so much, my voice,” she said, trailing off.

“I shouldn’t be talking. I should be singing,” she said before breaking into her final, crowd-pleasing number, “I’m Every Woman.”

Right. I’m sure that’s the reason she sounds like a crack addict trying to karaoke. The people with no vocal cords who have to use those voice digitizers could have sang better than this.

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steven boss
14 years ago

She’s the best

Chrystal K.
14 years ago

Whitney Houston looks pretty good.

Carole Ford
14 years ago

Whitney’s voice is not the same. She still sounds 100% better than most of today’s vocalists.