Zachary Quinto and time wasters

Donald Trump fixes the Miss Universe Pageant because he says the girls he thinks is pretty never make it through. Absolute power corrupts absolutely awesomely. If I were Donald, I’d be holding private interviews with them. On my bed. [Popeater]
Lindsay Lohan is considering doing Playboy because she’s so god damn poor. [The Superficial]
AnnaLynne McCord wants fame and she’ll show bra to do it. [Drunken Stepfather]
Why is Ashton Kutcher flirting with my girlfriend and when did my girlfriend dye her hair blonde? Why am I always the last to know? [Lainey]
OK! wants you to buy their magazine. Claims Robert and Kristin are going to be engaged. [PopSugar]
Not only can you do this to hookers in bedrooms, you can also do this to defendants in court rooms. [Asylum]
Mila Kunis tried to seduce me through Conan. Believe it. [Popoholic]
The Duggar family vajayjay can’t be stopped, can’t be contained. [CollegeCandy]
Jenny McCarthy wants to be like Jon Stewart, but with boobs. [Celebitchy]
Lindsay Lohan is back with the side boob. [Hollywood Tuna]
Pink’s property is filled with WASPs. The insects, not White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. [INO]
Olivia Wilde is looking pretty good. [ASL]
Kimberly Walsh has a new modeling campaign. [Holy Moly]
Lily Allen is delightfully neurotic. [WIMB]
Tyra Banks isn’t the pits. [Hollywood Rag]
Jennifer Aniston might have fake, injected boobs. [Yeeeah]
Heidi Klum to show her clams in book form. [CNW]