The Blemish

A little too late

By The Blemish, 6:00 AM on Oct 07, 2009, 4 Comments

Are you serious, Kelly Clarkson? A salad? At this stage in the game? Is this supposed to be ironic? Like when morbidly obese people buy running shoes. Level with me. You’re going to top that off with M&M’s and Oreo crumbs, aren’t you? And instead of light ranch dressing, you’re going to use hot fudge and caramel? Don’t worry. You can tell me. I won’t judge. Well, I will. But not to your face.

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4 Responses to “A little too late”

  • Kelly Clarkson Is My Savior
    6:20 AM

    Wow.
    Grow up idiot.
    Shes not fat in the least.
    Shes a curvy girl with a nice butt.
    Get over yourself man…
    I swear.. People these days got no damn lifes or sense…. >:(

  • Flemish Blemish Fan
    9:28 AM

    Where did her chin go???

  • dude
    10:15 AM

    She ate away at least $30M in album and ticket sales. It’s so sad. So, very sad. And, I’m sure she’ll thin out on Jenny Craig or some other plan in ten years to trot out on Oprah. But, at that point it’ll be “A LOT too late” to make up for the lost income.

  • sassy
    9:05 PM

    Kelly is beautiful. Leave her alone. This is a bad picture. She looks just fine, and she is not fat. Just normal. Why is that such a bad thing? She is a nice down-to-earth person with a voice of an angel. Go get a life, and stop picking on her.