- Geri Halliwell raises breast cancer awareness with her own breasts. [OK! Magazine]
- Leading scientists say you should eat your sperm if you want to live longer. Basically. [Asylum]
- Katie Price pulls a Britney Spears. Attacks paparazzi with umbrella. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Meredith Vieira reveals her stint on naked news. Thank god this is fake. Still disturbing though. [Popeater]
- Me thinks Gerard Butler loves his dog a little too much. [Celebitchy]
- Ugh. Seeing photos of Adam Duritz and Emmy Rossum makes it worse. [Just Jared]
- The epic wardrobe commercial. [College Humor]
