Kristen Stewart and her rainbow shoes. [Popsugar ]
Jessica Biel will fck for her new movie. [Lainey ]
Your wife is not hot. [Asylum ]
Madonna is using Penelope. [Celebslam ]
Katy Perry: Double Chin. [Just Jared ]
It got way gayer. [IDLYITW ]
Diane Kruger looking hot. [Popoholic ]
Johnny Depp, Nicolas Cage and Brad Pitt all have man caves. [Celebitchy ]
Angelina Jolie wasn’t that slutty. [Hollywood Rag ]
Melissa Joan Hart owned by Jimmy Kimmel. [Celebrity Odor ]
Miley Cyrus is a bad influence. [LS ]
Major Halloween do nots. [College Candy ]
Abigail Breslin is not blind or deaf enough to play Hellen Keller. [Dlisted ]
Web Finds
Barbara Streisand thinks she's rich enough. (Popeater ) Brad and Angelina are still in love or something. (The Superficial ) Taylor Lautner talks bathroom autographs. His favorite! (PopSugar ) Amanda Seyfried is trouble. (ASL ) Gerard Butler is hitting that. (Celebslam ) Rachel Bilson has some nice curves. (Popoholic ) Dear lord. Kate Gosselin's new hair looks horrible. (Wonderwall )
I think I have seen this movie before, except last time it was Dances with Wolvatars. Oh wait, no, it was The Last Samuraivatar. Or something like that.