Kristen Stewart and her rainbow shoes. [Popsugar ]
Jessica Biel will fck for her new movie. [Lainey ]
Your wife is not hot. [Asylum ]
Madonna is using Penelope. [Celebslam ]
Katy Perry: Double Chin. [Just Jared ]
It got way gayer. [IDLYITW ]
Diane Kruger looking hot. [Popoholic ]
Johnny Depp, Nicolas Cage and Brad Pitt all have man caves. [Celebitchy ]
Angelina Jolie wasn’t that slutty. [Hollywood Rag ]
Melissa Joan Hart owned by Jimmy Kimmel. [Celebrity Odor ]
Miley Cyrus is a bad influence. [LS ]
Major Halloween do nots. [College Candy ]
Abigail Breslin is not blind or deaf enough to play Hellen Keller. [Dlisted ]
Web Finds
Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater ) The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial ) Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather ) Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey ) Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy ) John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar ) Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek . Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall )
I think I have seen this movie before, except last time it was Dances with Wolvatars. Oh wait, no, it was The Last Samuraivatar. Or something like that.