Michael Bay announced on his blog yesterday that they have the Transformers 3 story ready with a release date of July 1, 2011. He then took the opportunity to poorly bash Megan Fox while simultaneously describing how I feel when I think about a third Transformers movie.

“Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.”

How clever, Michael. You may have fooled the untrained eye, but I see your passive aggressive wish for her death by casually mentioning internal hemorrhaging as if it were as mild a condition as chest hair growth. Megan pegged you wrong. Where you’re reciting limericks of her contracting swine flu, Hitler would’ve shot her toe thumbs off and gouged her eyes out with them by now.