Beating fail and time wasters

Today’s time wasters brought to you by the guy who got his ass kicked by two cross-dressers.

• Celebrities caught kissing. [Popeater]
• The Russian pole dancing fail. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Kristen Cavallari turns up the heat in her bikini. [PopSugar]
• Adrien Brody in Predator? [Lainey]
• The ESPN body issue brings us, gasp, Serena Williams naked? Why? [Asylum]

• Nice boots Leighton Meester. [Just Jared]
• Sharon Stone opens up about her miscarriages like people care. [INO]
• Kerry Katona accidentally uploaded her wedding vid to YouTube. [Holy Moly]
• Tom Cruise is the fashion police. [WIMB]
• This is how Shauna Sand buys milk. [Hollywood Rag]

• Brooke Shields defies death. [CNW]
• Usher delays his divorce, writes a song about it. [Celebitchy]
• Kate Beckinsale is hot and holy. [Hollywood Tuna]
• More Katy Perry cleavage. [Popoholic]
• Lance Bass tries to act tough. [Dlisted]