Tina Fey went on Letterman earlier in the week and publicly stated that she was a virgin until 24. Maybe one person was shocked, but that was because they thought she said she sacrificed a virgin at 24. This will amuse Benicio del Toro to no end. Speaking to Playboy, Benicio says he lost his at 13.

He told the magazine, “I remember liking girls in pre-kindergarten in Puerto Rico, when I was only three or four. I was about 13 when I lost my virginity, and that first experience was totally a nervous situation. It was in a house with someone I had known only a little bit. She was slightly older, and she’d done it beforeā€¦ I wasn’t exactly a natural, but it was good. I had wanted it to happen for a while.”

“Suck it, Tina Gay,” I imagine del Toro mumbling. But imagine that guy having sex at 13. It’d probably be the most awkward thing ever since no one can understand what the hell he’s saying. Sex with him would just be 30 minutes of “I’m sorry, what did you say?,” “Huh” and blank stares. Him finishing would sound like a shaman casting a spell.