“Boondock Saints 2″ and time wasters

Jon Gosselin thinks he’s bigger than Paris Hilton now. [The Superficial]
Cheryl Tweedy is showing off her tats. [Drunken Stepfather]
Maggie Gyllenhaal and her unflattering dress. [Lainey]
Tyler Perry had a great childhood full of molestation. [IDLYITW]
Celebrity parenting all-stars. [Wonderwall]
Lil’ Mama talks about jumping on stage with Jay-Z at the MTV VMAs despite no one caring anymore. [INO]
Hot Wheels and Tila’s boobs. [Hollywood Rag]
It looks like someone inflated a balloon in Heidi Klum’s uterus. [ASL]
Paris is a monster. [WIMB]
Kristanna Loken is in HQ. [UseMyComputer]
Mischa Barton: Nose picker! [Daily Fix]
Jay-Z is worried Rihanna is on a downward slide. [Celebitchy]
Kelly Clarkson is confusing. [CityRag]
Malin Ackerman is looking good. [Popoholic]
Trophy hos stick together. [Dlisted]
Ask Men’s top 49 most influential. [AskMen]