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It’s no surprise stars use fake names when they travel. Mostly because they think very highly of themselves and are under the impression people care that they’re checking into a Miami hotel at 2:35 p.m. on Saturday wearing a flowy, pink dress and sunhat. I mean, I don’t care. I just happen to be standing there with a camera and my autograph book. Oh, hey. What are the chances?

Anyway, Steve Dennis wrote a biography, Britney: Inside the Dream where he reveals the aliases she uses. These include: Ms. Alotta Warmheart “because she had such a warm heart,” Mrs. Diana Prince, Queen of the Fairy Dance, “because she was the dancing fairy,” and Mrs. Abra Cadabra, “for no apparent known reason.”

Coincidentally, I also use Queen of the Fairy Dance as my alias when I check-in to hotels. Turns out it works better if you’re a girl. A lot of times, the front desk points and laughs at me which totally defeats the purpose of using an alias. Sheesh, keep it down guys.