You mean, Dear God Not Another One Of These.

  • Happy Birthday, John Mayer you gigantic douchebag, you. [Popeater]
  • Jon Gosselin is a master hacker? Well, he is half asian. [The Superficial]
  • Extreme pumpkin carving makes Halloween edgy again. [Asylum]
  • Shenae Grimes should rethink those shoulder pads. [Just Jared]
  • Kelly Rowland and her well-oiled legs. [MoeJackson]
  • Scarlett Johansson’s new Mango ads. [Popoholic]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker is releasing a new scent. Probably smells like menthol and old people. [ASL]
  • Did GQ digitally enhance January Jones’ rack? [Celebitchy]
  • Katie Price peacock. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Jessica Simpson was offered a brain sandwich. [Yeeeah]
  • Torrie Wilson gets wet. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Why Halloween is awesome. [DRW (Site NSFW)]
  • This is terrifying. [WIMB]
  • Cyndi Lauper is pained. [Dlisted]