“Edge of Darkness” and time wasters

How long as hit been, Mel?

• Remember that crazy woman who claimed Keanu knocked her up and now she’s looking for retroactive child/spousal support? Surprise, Keanu’s not the father. [Lainey]
• John Connor should have hopped into his time portal to escape this DUI arrest. [Celebslam]
• Awesome cardboard animation. [College Humor]
• Alessandra Ambrosio is finger licking cake. [Hollywood Rag]
• Scarlett Johansson is modeling for Mango. [Popsugar]
• Ben Folds + Nick Hornby + Levi Johnston = ??? [WIMB]
• Emmy Rossum at the Dare screening. [UseMyComputer]
• Mickey Rourke is stylin’! [Daily Fix]
• Gerard Butler says he’s never seen the Loch Ness monster. Cover-up. [Celebitchy]
• Camilla Belle gives the bedroom eyes. [MoeJackson]
• Lesbian Barbies. [CityRag]