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FOX 411 says that in his mind, Jamie Kennedy has already dumped Jennifer Love Hewitt, but Hewitt doesn’t have a clue. Probably too busy munching on fried Oreos to head the warning signs.

The insider tells FOX411 that Jamie is still in contact with Funk, who is Britney Spears’ former assistant, but that the “Ghost Whisperer” star does not know.

“Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that,” says the source. “He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewiit], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he’s pretty much checked out of the relationship.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt being dumped by Jamie Kennedy is embarrassing. That’s like Carrot Top making fun of you for being ugly. God, this is going to screw with her self-esteem. Which is perfect for me. All I have to do now is say “hi” and she’ll be all over me. If I take her to a movie and pay for dinner, then it’s game over. She’ll probably think I’m Gandhi after that.