The Blemish

Jennifer Aniston’s dog is dying

By , 11:14 AM on Oct 23, 2009, 23 Comments

Looks like the only male that had no means to leave is resorting to death. OK! Magazine reports Jennifer’s 14-year-old corgi-terrier mix, Norman, is “old and hasn’t been doing well” and that she is “terrified her best friend could soon be gone”. Apparently, she has even hired a personal masseuse for Norman to put his stiff joints at ease.

How embarrassing. Men will go to the absolute extremes to abandon Jen no matter how much money and strong jaw definition she throws at them. I almost feel bad for her. With Norman gone, who is going to allow her to dress them up as Brad and hold a paper mache Zahara while rehearsing the lines Jen scripted in her own blood? Who’s going to be there when John Mayer humiliates her and quits her penis again? And who’s going to be there when she’s had enough of Jessica Simpson stealing her life? Who, I ask. Who?

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  • Anonymous

    Did you feel good after writing this mean, hateful post? Well good for you.

  • Haley

    Ignorant post. You must have a sad life.

  • cokeaddict

    wow! if that wasn’t completely heartless, it was pretty damned close.

  • sad

    get a life, really,

  • Scottish-Hawtness

    Well Jessica, i could say something nasty like you had no problem doing but i’m too afraid of going to hell. Obviously you don’t have that problem. Oh, what the hell i’ll say a few “hail Marys” and have at it. You’re obviously a lonely,jealous, fat bitch who’s mother probably should have flushed before spanking your behind to see if you where alive. But you can do us a favor now, and flush yourself.

  • Erin

    That was just over the line. I get it, you don’t like her, but have a little respect. If it is true that Norman isn’t doing well, it is extremely tasteless to use that as a platform for tired jokes about her love life.

  • mimi

    u sure is funny hahaha don’t mind the loser’s they are probably jenhags crying loud to the ocean i will being in here more often love ur post and i love to find u blog keep the good funny work

  • Jessica Cook

    Well, Scottish-Hawtness, I hope your comment was worth sacrificing your soul to hell.

  • jan

    well truely a piece of shit has more worth and emotion that you have. as for minnie mos comment rather a jen hag than a emotionless and heartless person like you two morons who most likely kicks the dog on your way out the door. as for saying a prayer for people like you i would not waste my time .

  • christin

    daam thats kind a mean you have issues for being heartless…sure i dont like her just as much as i dont like jessica simpson i think they both are a waste of fame but relax! shes human and losing a pet is hard and it hurts…grow some sensitivity..what did jen do to you?

  • anonymous

    Jennifer Aniston didn’t tweet (doesn’t have a twitter account) about the dog like someone did, does not announce to the whole world what she does in her own home like some other celebrities, does not go party hops clubbing everywhere, hasn’t done anything illicit, hasn’t been having affairs w/ married men, hasn’t really been a playgirl……what is the problem w/ you? Are you foolish, like all others, believing any tabloid report? I hope you are so beautiful to be so bold in being so mean, not that it validates your action but……..can’t even think of how more mean I should be to you. But I always believe, there is always something for everybody. And maybe then, you will learn your lesson.

    Surprised your site has not been banned yet or reported to whoever.

  • Laura

    JESUS H. CHRIST! CAN’T YOU FUCKING PEOPLE TAKE A JOKE? DAMN.

  • valerie

    What am I missing? Where is the punch line? Nothing about this article sounds like a joke. Maybe the person who wrote it is a joke but as you can see I’m not laughing!! This untalented writer is pathetic!!! Karma…. hope she’s ready!!!!!!

  • Morgan

    I think some reasons why you wrote this was because:
    A.You have no life
    B.your extremely jealous
    C.Your a skanky little bitch who likes to make fun of nnocent people
    YOU MUST BE A,B,and C!!!!!!

  • scotsgirl

    What a rude ignorant thing to say. Get a life! You are probably a supporter of the whore adultress and her midlife crisis alcoholic partner and their every growing brood. You disgusting piece of crap.

  • someone

    I think its really sad of you to make fun of someone being heartbroken over thier beloved pet..I had my dog for 16 years when she died, I was an adult but cried like a baby..they become part of your family..jeeez give it a break already!!!

  • Silvia

    Jessica, you area horrible person!!!. So mean…

  • Laura

    That’s funny, bcuz the people who spend time in this comment section writing extremely long paragraphs about life lessons & karma seem to NEED TO GET A LIFE also.

  • Jenna

    wow what a bitch. who writes something like this? it’s super sad that her dog is dying and that’s mentioned as a mere afterthought in a post that’s dripping with bitterness and jealousy- did jennifer steal your boyfriend or something? You should quit your job and go back to high school where this kind of writing belongs.

    p.s. who the hell is jessica cook? i’ve never heard of her but she sounds like some nobody who makes a meager paycheck writing trash like this about people who she’s blatantly jealous of. sad.

    • Laura

      hardy har har

  • Tahoegeminii

    I love this “mean, hateful post” who the frick cares if her 14 year dog is dying?? Everyone in the world has lost a pet and a lot not at the end of a long and pampered life. I agree with the writer –”Looks like the only male that had no means to leave Jennifer Aniston is resorting to death.”
    I find that a smart, refreshing, completely genius quote regarding this article–everyman she comes into contact drops and runs in fear–I am so tired of hearing about this no talent, got lucky in Hollywood, famous from gossip b—h–WTF!and who is the idiot calling Karma down on the writer–Karma is very clever and has done some of her best work on Anniston–like because she was so obsessed with her looks she lost Brad Pitt cause she wouldn’t have his kids–that’s Karma-and how she is always painting a picture of herself one way while all the men that ever spend a night with her run away like someone threw a grenade. Make millions from being famous for gossip??? Then don’t whine when they gossip –it is the only way she can make any money–PLease never makes this hag a Bond girl–I would love to see her push this some more-maybe even pay the producers to get a spot and then they pay Angelina the most ever to play a Bond girl at the last minute booting jennifer to the curb–that would be good Karma–besides who is a Bond Girl–Angelina was born for it and Anniston would definaltey have to pay to get in–I don’t think the people that do Bond would want to even think about letting the Anniston box office bomb curse follow her to a Bond Movie

  • Liverwurst

    Tahoegeminii, Are you SURE that is the reason Brad and Jen divorced? Even if Brad wanted children before Jen did, it is Jen’s body that has to carry them and if she wanted to wait a couple more years but still have them, then Brad should have waited. Women are expected to wait when their husbands aren’t ready, it’s called “love and respect” He took those vows in front of all those people at that 2 Million $ wedding he insisted on didn’t he?

    And Jessica, you’re just another loongoon. I bet your parents are real proud of your blog job *snicker*.