Jon Gosselin has fired back at claims that he withdrew $230,000 from his and Kate’s joint bank account. “A total fabrication. I withdrew $22,000 last Thursday. I have the paper trail to prove it,” says Jon. Jon says that over 10 years, Kate has always handled the money. In the four years that Jon And Kate Plus 8 was on, the family made $2,250,000 of which he withdrew $177,000 over the course of a year.

“She’s hiding money,” he said. “We have 11 bank accounts. That was just our joint account. She had a best-selling book. Where’s that million dollars? I believe she’s incriminating herself and not thinking clearly. She’s wanting me to look bad. I didn’t want these things to come public. I didn’t want this to be embarrassing for her.”

Jon does have a point. Where is Kate’s million dollars? They can’t have all gone into her fashion forward haircut. And those kids aren’t bathing in anointed rose water every day. Then again, Kate has a point also. Why is Jon such a douchebag? Wait, did Kate not say that? My mistake. I guess it was more implied and I just assumed she said it.