Kevin Federline isn’t above cheating to win Celebrity Fit Club. After finding out that it was definite he was going to appear on the show, Kevin began “putting on even more weight on purpose” to make his weight loss even more dramatic. Turns out one of the side-effects of deliberately overeating is delusion.

“He thinks that if he goes on the show, loses a ton of weight, and seems really likeable, he’ll get more deals afterward,” the friend said. “The way he sees it, he could have another show after ‘Fit Club,’ and that would open the door to working on music again, maybe even a fashion line.”

Fatterline needs to take it one step at a time. Literally and figuratively. Before he begins work on his master plan, he has to first figure out how to walk three steps without wheezing, then clutching his heart and collapsing in pain.