Katie Cassidy at the Style Awards and other news

Coco just “gets” Twitter in that she’s just been posting half-naked pictures of herself on the site. [The Superficial]
This chick on that MTV reality competition show popped her implants after belly flopping into the water. As far as accidents go, this was pretty spectacular. [Drunken Stepfather]
Oprah is a kill joy. A flight attendant claims she was fired after having sex with the pilot mid-flight. I bet Oprah was just jealous. [Wonderwall]
Madonna finally drops her trainer, Tracy Anderson. It might be finally sinking in that looking like a gnarled oak tree isn’t sexy. [Lainey]
The best/worst professions to date. Where’s blogger on that list? I hear they’re sexy and amazing in bed. [Asylum]

Sandra Bullock wants girls to be unique and tell them to not fit in. In other words, listen to her if you want your ass kicked in school. [Celebitchy]
Angelina Jolie is going to be in another movie where she carries a gun and acts real sexy-like. Good times. [Dlisted]
I’m not sold on her face, but Marisa Miller looks fantastic in a swimsuit. [Popoholic]
Stars with tattoos. You’ve seen them. Now see the best. [CityRag]
Lauren Conrad was at the 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards looking kind of whorish. [MoeJackson]

I have no clue why but Eva Longoria is being paid $225,00 each episode. [ASL]
Oh, nothing. Just Kim Kardashian pumping gas. [Hollywood Rag]
Kristin Cavallari was a good addition to The Hills. [UseMyComputer]
Ozzy thought rehab would teach him to drink. Another time when the brochures lie. [Yeeeah]