Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have finally hashed out their prenup agreement. Now they’re on their way to being legally married. Why Lamar would do this to himself, I still do not know. Radar has some of the prenup details. The gist of it is Khloe Kardashian is a gold digging whore and is extremely overvalued.

As exclusively reported, Khloe was negotiating a few small things in the pre-nup from her LA Laker husband. And by small we mean HUGE! In the case of an unfortunate divorce, Khloe wanted: a flat sum of about $500,000 for every year they were married, $25,000 a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care, AND courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family.

Naturally, the room erupted in laughter and the lawyers said, “No, really. Quit joking around. Tell us what you want.” Khloe should be happy if Lamar even buys her a bag of pretzels from Costco. Realistically, she should just be content with the fact that someone wants her fug ass. If she was crawling through the street in the middle of the night, people wouldn’t even run over her to put her out of her misery because they wouldn’t want ugly on their tires.