Lindsay Lohan is a genius

Dina Lohan tells Page Six that she doesn’t care what critics say about Lindsay because she’s a genius. Certifiable, no doubt.

Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro fashion line. Dina said, “The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.”

Also, Dina explains why she’s clueless about the internet.

She said that, despite her deal with the French fashion house, Lindsay would also be creatively involved in Dina’s shoe line, to debut in May. But the name won’t be “Shoe-Han.” Dina explained, “We are not going to announce the name so every Google and MySpace buys the domain name. Lindsay is signed to Ungaro, but she will definitely have input because she is so talented.”

You can see from this why one can make a strong case for Lindsay being a “genius”. Relatively, I mean. Relative to Dina and Michael, Lindsay is a damn rocket scientist. I’m surprised Dina and Michael don’t “oooo” and “ahhh” when Lindsay lights a match and shows them fire.