
- Nic Cage’s dad died of a heart attack. Probably after a marathon of recent Nic Cage movies. [Popeater]
- Taylor Swift posing with Swastika boy. [The Superficial]
- Ginger Spice is too clever for the perverted paparazzi. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Sophia Monk is a ladybug prostitute. [ASL]
- Emmy Rossum in a fake see-through dress. [Hollywood Tuna]
- World’s most depressing job? [Holy Moly]
- The Kardashians are wringing the Lakers of free tickets to home games. [MoeJackson]
















