The Blemish

Noah Cyrus is conservative

Noah Cyrus, 9, and her friend, 5 (?), showed up at Jamie Lee Curtis’ Halloween party dressed up as slutty Victorian era whore and slutty dark angel. Call me old fashioned, but 9-year-olds shouldn’t be dressing like this unless they’re a prostitute in Thailand. Even for Halloween. Wait, that’s not fair a comparison. Even child prostitutes in Thailand dress more conservative than this. This is all kinds of wrong. Billy Ray Cyrus needs to set up a motion activated recording on his daughter that plays Chris Hansen’s “Please have a seat” every time someone comes within 5 feet of her.

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14 Responses to “Noah Cyrus is conservative”

  • TC

    Calling 9 year olds slutty isn’t going to take theblemish places.

  • Shawna

    What in the hell were her parents thinking??? I have a 7 year old daughter and there is no way in hell she would ever leave the house looking like that. Some people do not deserve to be parents.

  • Laura

    she’s fug for a 9 year old. The baby in the black lipstick is waaaaay hotter.

  • teicha

    That’s the wole point Laura……9 year olds should not be “hot”. Nor should a “baby” be in black lipstick. Its things like this that make it hard for the parents of little girls. I have four girls and would not let any of them dress this way even for halloween.

  • Guy

    are you serious? please tell me how this is slutty, how are they prostitutes? why does this look have to be from a certain era? kids dress up all the time, the only reason Noah (and friend) get attention is because she’s Miley’s sister. the freiend is Emily Grace Reaves.
    i know most old people are old fashioned, but welcome to 2009. this type of dressing is actually normal, maybe you need to get out more.
    this was also for Halloween, something your actually supposed to dress up for.
    i see nothing wrong with what they are wearing.

  • chick

    that’s what happens when you’re from hollywood.

  • hi

    What the hell was noah thinking to turn up like that she is such a slut. That is just wrong. She doesnt get enough dissiplint i think. Just as i though another american slut.

  • Tara

    OMG!!!!!!! That’s horrible dressing for a 9 year old! What is her parents thinking? Hollywood stars nned to learn! Emily Grace Reaves is dressed much better!! What is Noah’s parents thinking? I’m 10 and I will never dress like that! I thik that’s bad! OMG once again!

  • Helen

    UGGGGGLLLY child! Somebody hit her with an ugly stick!

  • yay

    Oh. They’re wearing nail polish too. Wow. I want to rub the make up off their faces. I mean it. How the hell is this normal? Man. I hope when they grow up and see this picture, they’ll be grossed out as well. It is just so wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG

  • SMH

    Well they had enough sense to dress up her cousin Emily Grace Reaves age appropriate.

  • Guy then there’s something wrong with you if you think that exploiting young girls is okay. These outfits are NEVER okay, Halloween or not.

  • eniyah

    i would not let my kid out the house like that.not a cute outfit to wear in public.