
Noah Cyrus, 9, and her friend, 5 (?), showed up at Jamie Lee Curtis’ Halloween party dressed up as slutty Victorian era whore and slutty dark angel. Call me old fashioned, but 9-year-olds shouldn’t be dressing like this unless they’re a prostitute in Thailand. Even for Halloween. Wait, that’s not fair a comparison. Even child prostitutes in Thailand dress more conservative than this. This is all kinds of wrong. Billy Ray Cyrus needs to set up a motion activated recording on his daughter that plays Chris Hansen’s “Please have a seat” every time someone comes within 5 feet of her.
















