Apparently, quite a few people mistook Pam Anderson’s Coors Light stomach bloat for a baby bump while she was in London earlier this week. Her “fashion designer” friend, Richie Rich, came to her defense with, “She’s not pregnant, not broke and just happy.” This is great news for the baby that never was. On top of contracting the venereal disease lurking in Pam’s birth canal, this child would’ve had to deal with seeing Pam’s haggard face and wretched body everyday. And no one, especially infants, should ever have to endure that.
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