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Pam’s not pregnant

By on October 30, 2009
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Apparently, quite a few people mistook Pam Anderson’s Coors Light stomach bloat for a baby bump while she was in London earlier this week. Her “fashion designer” friend, Richie Rich, came to her defense with, “She’s not pregnant, not broke and just happy.” This is great news for the baby that never was. On top of contracting the venereal disease lurking in Pam’s birth canal, this child would’ve had to deal with seeing Pam’s haggard face and wretched body everyday. And no one, especially infants, should ever have to endure that.

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  • major

    abortion.

  • Alinka

    this bitch has no class… she always manages to look trashy no matter what she wears…

  • chewy

    she’s not pregnant, it’s just one big herpe

    • Laura

      or genital wart