Ugh. I need to wash myself.

  • Granny freeze (Nicole Kidman) and her hairpiece. [Lainey]
  • Sandwiched between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis is as good a place as any to die. [The Superficial]
  • Sean Penn is a tough guy. [Celebslam]
  • Britney wants custody. [Wonderwall]
  • Olivia Wilde is fine being a sex symbol and so am I. [INO]
  • Too much plastic surgery action. [Hollywood Rag]
  • No joke. Dina Lohan’s shoe line is called “shoe-han”. [ASL]
  • It was Nick’s dog too. [WIMB]
  • Katy Perry being weird. [UseMyComputer]
  • Mackenzie Phillips worked as a pregnant prostitute. [Daily Fix]
  • Katrina Bowden was at fashion week. [MoeJackson]
  • Eminem over. [CityRag]
  • Cheryl Tweedy and her legs. [Popoholic]
  • Tina Fey ain’t getting no botox. [Dlisted]