Sigh and time wasters

Ugh. I need to wash myself.

• Granny freeze (Nicole Kidman) and her hairpiece. [Lainey]
• Sandwiched between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis is as good a place as any to die. [The Superficial]
• Sean Penn is a tough guy. [Celebslam]
• Britney wants custody. [Wonderwall]
• Olivia Wilde is fine being a sex symbol and so am I. [INO]

• Too much plastic surgery action. [Hollywood Rag]
• No joke. Dina Lohan’s shoe line is called “shoe-han”. [ASL]
• It was Nick’s dog too. [WIMB]
• Katy Perry being weird. [UseMyComputer]

• Mackenzie Phillips worked as a pregnant prostitute. [Daily Fix]
• Katrina Bowden was at fashion week. [MoeJackson]
• Eminem over. [CityRag]
• Cheryl Tweedy and her legs. [Popoholic]
• Tina Fey ain’t getting no botox. [Dlisted]