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• Lindsay shows off her leggings in new ads. Somehow this will convince people to buy her product. [Popeater]
• Mariah Carey’s dancers picked her up as part of her performance. They quickly put her down once they got a hernia. [The Superficial]
• Aubrey O’Day hates people who criticize her body. Which is why she put her ass all over Twitter. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Russell Brand and Katy Perry are really hooking up. Has she not read any of my letters? [Lainey]
• University of Florida: Most likely to be attacked by zombies. [Asylum]
• Billy Ray is concerned Miley Cyrus is going too far, too fast with her new boyfriend. He should give her a pez dispenser of birth control. [Celebslam]
• Rachel Bilson is at fashion week. [MoeJackson]
• Sophie Monk is really, really naked. [IDLYITW]
• Apparently I’m not the only one with fantasies of drugging Scarlett Johansson and dragging her home. [Popoholic]
• Today, Rihanna will dress like she’s going to a funeral. [ASL]
• Lauren Conrad confirms what we already knew. [INO]
• Hayden Panettiere kicks it up for fans. [Hollywood Rag]
• David Letterman slept with this chick. [Yeeeah]
• Beyonce hits up Billboard with her cleavage. [ICYDK]