“The tooth hurts.” Get it?! Guys?
- Lindsay shows off her leggings in new ads. Somehow this will convince people to buy her product. [Popeater]
- Mariah Carey’s dancers picked her up as part of her performance. They quickly put her down once they got a hernia. [The Superficial]
- Aubrey O’Day hates people who criticize her body. Which is why she put her ass all over Twitter. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Russell Brand and Katy Perry are really hooking up. Has she not read any of my letters? [Lainey]
- University of Florida: Most likely to be attacked by zombies. [Asylum]
- Billy Ray is concerned Miley Cyrus is going too far, too fast with her new boyfriend. He should give her a pez dispenser of birth control. [Celebslam]
- Rachel Bilson is at fashion week. [MoeJackson]
- Sophie Monk is really, really naked. [IDLYITW]
- Apparently I’m not the only one with fantasies of drugging Scarlett Johansson and dragging her home. [Popoholic]
- Today, Rihanna will dress like she’s going to a funeral. [ASL]
- Lauren Conrad confirms what we already knew. [INO]
- Hayden Panettiere kicks it up for fans. [Hollywood Rag]
- David Letterman slept with this chick. [Yeeeah]
- Beyonce hits up Billboard with her cleavage. [ICYDK]
