Here’s Tito calling a homeless man lazy when he asked him for change. Here’s said homeless man knocking Tito out. Just kidding. I don’t have video of the last one because it sadly didn’t happen.

  • Ellen Pompeo gave birth less than a month ago. She’s already skinny. Witch! Burn her! [Popeater]
  • Madonna rather be hit by a train than marry again. Male population intrigued by this “hitting Madonna with a train” idea. [The Superficial]
  • Eva Longoria wants you to see her nipple. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Kristin Bell is looking good. [Just Jared]
  • Khloe married Lamar for the money. Lamar married Khloe for the fame. A match made in heaven. [Celebslam]
  • You know how people always say, “Stars. They’re just like us.” Well, here’s why it’s tongue-in-cheek. [Wonderwall]