God bless unapologetic whores. If it weren’t for them, pictures like these of Victoria Silvstedt in St. Tropez seemingly masturbating would never exist. I mean, jesus. She’s right out in the open. There’s a guy literally two feet away from her. Even I make sure to hide behind at least a trash can when I do this kind of stuff inside the girl’s locker room. But, then again, that’s only because I can’t stand the giggling when girls see me with my pants down. It’s not like this is the first time she’s done this either. For example, these were taken three years ago.

More girls should take a page out of Victoria Silvstedt’s erotic play book. Jessica Alba, I’m looking at you.