Afternoon time wasters

Brought to you by idiot hockey fans.

• Mickey Mouse has sued Donald Duck? [Asylum]
• Baron Hilton is powerful! [Celebslam]
• Rihanna rocks the Royal Caribbean Cruise ship. [Just Jared]
• Miranda Kerr was at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after party. [MoeJackson]
• Boo hoo, Roman Polanski. [IDLYITW]
• Toni Braxton talks about swapping spit. [Bossip]
• Shakira drops some cleavage. [Popoholic]
• Brad Pitt to get some dark void action. [ASL]
• Behati Prinsloo’s bra and underwear bike ride. [Hollywood Rag]
• Sarah Jessica Parker does Elle. [Yeeeah]
• Laura Vandervoort looks like a blond Victoria Beckham. At least her nose does. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Alex Trebek visits Ford. [LitelySalted]
• Jai Angel is pretty. [CoEd]
• J. Lo needs to stop this. [Dlisted]