- Val Kilimer may weigh more than 300 pounds, but at least he still has all his hair. [Lainey]
- Everyone still hates Perez Hilton. [Wonderwall]
- Suri Cruise anticipates bad weather with her feet. [ASL]
- Jon Gosselin is still gross. [LitelySalted]
- Whitney Houston also performed at the AMAs. [Hollywood Rag]
- Madelina Zima and her rack were at the AMAs. [UseMyComputer]
- Rumer Willis and Jessica Lowndes are lesbians… on 90210. [Yeeeah]
- Suri Cruise is just as evil as you’d expect. [CNW]
- The Beckham’s love their ice cream. [Popsugar]
- Kate Beckinsale hates puppies. [Dlisted]
- Natalie Portman is perfect even in her discount dress. [Popoholic]
- Anderson Cooper has a big, gay love shack? [Celebitchy]
- Your iPhone will tell you if you’re fugly or not. [College Candy]
- Reba McIntire has balls. [CityRag]
- Alicia Keys didn’t look too bad at the AMAs. [MoeJackson]
Web Finds
- Barbara Streisand thinks she's rich enough. (Popeater)
- Brad and Angelina are still in love or something. (The Superficial)
- Taylor Lautner talks bathroom autographs. His favorite! (PopSugar)
- Amanda Seyfried is trouble. (ASL)
- Gerard Butler is hitting that. (Celebslam)
- Rachel Bilson has some nice curves. (Popoholic)
- Dear lord. Kate Gosselin's new hair looks horrible. (Wonderwall)
Val Kilmer doing his best Chaz Bono impression.