Angelina Jolie is a catty homewrecker

Surprised? According to US Weekly, Angelina has actively sabotaged Jennifer Aniston by planting stories about her in the press.

Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie reports that Angelina Jolie, 34, waged “a mean-spirited but effective campaign” against Jennifer Aniston around the time that Brad Pitt divorced her to be with Jolie.

Author Ian Halperin asserts in his book that Jolie and her camp (including her manager Geyer Kosinski and brother James Haven) planted press stories in 2005 that painted Aniston in a negative light. Specifically? That Aniston firmly prioritized her career over starting a family — which put her directly at odds with Pitt, who ached for kids.

Jolie, Halperin writes, “was convinced that this is the story that would resonate with all these women who saw her as a man-stealing bitch.”

Well, it worked, didn’t it. Now, we think of Jennifer Aniston as this pathetic shrew who can’t hold onto a man or get over Brad Pitt. Aniston needs better and more ruthless PR people. I would spin Angelina as someone who collects children for attention and only does it to boost her reputation as some United Nations humanitarian.

Let’s get real. Aniston, despite all her faults, is way more genuine than Angelina. It’s better to really, really want to have one child as opposed to adopting ten of them just to fill a void.

C’mon Jennifer. Nut up and fight. Ready? “Team” on 3! 1-2-3 Team!!