Weird Science geek, Sixteen Candles geek and Breakfast Club geek Anthony Michael Hall, now 41, has been hit with a temporary restraining order by his ex-girlfriend Diana Falzone. Falzone, ironically a relationship columnist for HuffPo, claims Hall attempted to kick down her front door last week. Failing to do so, Falzone let Hall in only to have her head bashed against the wall. Hall will have to appear at a hearing next week.
Maybe it sounds worse than it is. Maybe Falzone had a bee on her head and Anthony was trying to kill it with a wall. I bet the police never thought of that when she called them mildly concussed. On that note, have you ever noticed it’s the guys who play harmless misunderstood characters that end up beating women? Another example is Andy Dick. Although, it’s hard to tell if he was a screw up his entire life or only after he was typecast as “weird guy who usually sits in the corner alone at parties”.