Ashley Greene attended the premiere of New Moon possibly to the sound of thousands of screaming fans. Notably absent was me, her boyfriend. But that’s only because she doesn’t know I’m her boyfriend yet. She’ll find out soon enough though. Heh heh heh. I sent her roses which may have wilted during shipment and a love poem saying how we were meant to be together and how no other guy can have her. The poem may have been stained with my blood as I cut myself dethroning the roses. Hopefully she doesn’t misinterpret this.