Apparently there are a lot of crybaby whiners in New York. Today they’re butt hurt over a Calvin Klein billboard ad featuring a sweaty Eva Mendes tugging at some model’s boxer briefs. See, Eva looks hot as hell and that offends people. Per the NYDN, Carl Wilson, a 55-year-old killjoy from Queens says, “Some of us don’t want to expose our kids to something like this – it’s borderline pornography.”
Luckily, Wilson and his sexless kind are just the vocal minority because everyone else thinks the ad is awesome. Sure, there’s a chance that someone would cause a ten car pileup while jacking off to it while driving, but that’s a risk I’m sure people are willing to take.