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Heidi Klum won’t be strutting down the runway at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show this year due to giving birth only three weeks ago. Instead, she’ll be performing hosting duties for the event. She previously shared with E! News how she didn’t think she’d have enough time to bounce back from her pregnancy weight gain to show off her super hot model body.

“The last time [I gave birth], I had two months, and I don’t know if I have that much time this time. It was pushing it the last time. But if I don’t make it, I’m sure I’ll be very sad.”

I can totally relate to Heidi except that instead of pregnancy weight ruining my figure, it’s been a series of poor life choices. From indulging in that fettucine sandwich to sleeping with that homeless guy for meth and his BBQ chicken wings. Indeed, that Heidi and I are one in the same.