I’m not exactly sure what Yelloween at Veuve Clicquot in Vegas was all about, but Ashley Greene was there and she looked amazing. I have no idea what she dressed up as (slutty peacock?) but if she stabbed me through the chest with a jagged piece of broken glass, my erection still wouldn’t disappear. And yes, that is her chugging a bottle of Grey Goose. I think I’m in love.
Update: Whoops, sorry. That fatty chugging Grey Goose isn’t Ashley. I don’t know what I was thinking. I apologize to Ashley, but really. I think it’s the fatty that should be apologizing to all of us.
