Six months of campaigning and four bake sales later PEOPLE still chose Johnny Depp over me as the Sexiest Man Alive of 2009. This shit is rigged. I demand a recount. I’m taking this to the Supreme Court. I… aw, forget it. I’m going go find comfort at the bottom of a banana cream pie. Otherwise known as the Britney Spears Coping Strategy.
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October 3, 2012
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June 14, 2012
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June 4, 2012
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May 22, 2012
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