I have no words for Lady Gaga’s performance at the American Music Awards last night. This chick is crazy. She looks like she killed a reindeer, lined its antlers with Christmas lights and wore it as a headpiece while hopping around on stage and clawing at the air like the world’s unsexiest cat.
And did she really have to go spread eagle while on the piano? Not only that, did the camera have to zoom in on it? It made me real uncomfortable. Like I was in an unwitting staring contest with her crotch. Ahhhh! You win! You win!
























