The Blemish

Lindsay go cuckoo!

By , 3:56 PM on Nov 04, 2009, 8 Comments

What happens when you have a stage mother pushing you into the glorious cesspool that is Hollywood? Your mental health be damned? You get voicemails of Lindsay Lohan with one foot over the cliff, ready to go off the deep end, as she unloads her life’s problems to Daddy Lohan. And thank goodness, we get a front row seat.

Daddy Lohan released some audio tape of his cash cow bawling and crying over Samantha Ronson and Momma Lohan. I can smell her nicotine-drenched breath as she weeps choice nuggets like:

“No one cares about me. They don’t, by the way. It’s about how they feel, not how I feel. It’s not about me. It’s never been about me, unless I fight for it.”

and

“Mommy says that I’m worse than you were. And she’s defending…She doesn’t back me…she doesn’t stand by me.”

and

“Can you sprinkle some meth on those McNuggets?”

Just count the number of times the word ‘me’ comes out of her herpes mouth. You self-absorbed princess. Must you have the world’s attention 24/7? Here’s a thought. Get a job, wake up when you’re supposed to and stop creating such drama in your life. Seriously, is it that hard?

Let’s all remember the Lohan credo though: “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to twinkle“. Once someone gets that tattooed on their arm, there’s not much more you need to know.

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  • Anon.,

    Yes, she may have mentioned me in it. But this is a private message to her father. She feels unloved and unwanted, she said this was from a couple of years ago, when they should have been teking care of her. She probably started doing drugs because of how unloved she felt. She is entitled to say me, me , me her private voiceail was leaked by her FATHER! You should (like Perez Hilton) be sticking up for her and saying how awful he is but instead you say she is SELF OBSESSED. That is just so unfair

  • mimi

    Great post u are right is always me me me with her no wonder that Sam got tired of her little games and she need of attention. She is like those spoiled brats kid’s who wants attention from their mother and keep interrupting the conversation of adults, or doing something stupid that their knows it’s wrong but do it anyway just to get attention and then act’s like the victim because no one paid attention to her and she is not guilty of her own actions. She’s just a spoiled idiot who has TOXIC PARENTS but still behaving like a child even now that she is an adult

  • huh

    That’s pretty sad; she’s clearly a very troubled girl who needs help. Age wise, she’s an adult, but she’s never grown up. Why is that? Because she’s been in the spotlight since she was 16, she made money to take care of her family who rides

  • huh

    That’s pretty sad; she’s clearly a very troubled girl who needs help. Age wise, she’s an adult, but she’s never grown up. Why is that? Because she’s been in the spotlight since she was 16, she made money to take care of her family who ride her coat-tails, she got mixed up with the wrong crowd, and she didn’t have proper adults looking out for her. The voicemail is disturing. How can someone’s anguish be fodder for the tabloids. I hope someone saves this poor girl and she gets back on track being the stellar actress that she really is.