
Megan Fox did a shoot for the New York Times and of course they had to ugly her up. This looks like porn you’d see in the 1600′s. I’ve seen hotter spreads in the grocery ads in my newspaper. If the New York Times wants to do a real sexy, understated photo shoot, they should have me do it. After an hour of drooling and fumbling for the camera, I’m sure I’d get a good shot. Maybe. That or I’d have to excuse myself to the bathroom every five minutes because my erection would be trying to tear through my jeans.


















