Miley Cyrus is annoying
By Jessica Cook, 2:50 PM on Nov 09, 2009, 32 Comments
Miley Cyrus sucked down 3 packs of cigarettes and caught three strains of H1N1 before using her truck driver voice to haunt the masses in an interview with some creepy old guy with twins. When asked what Jay-Z song she is referring to in “Party in the USA”, Miley admits she’s a complete fraud that didn’t write the song and sleeps with men over the 30s with young twin girls. The last part happened off tape though, so just take my word for it. Miley yelled, “I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song. I don’t listen to pop music. It’s not even my style of music.”
Add 300 “likes” to those three sentences and I’ve saved you from having to suffer through that video. Unless you want to see a famous 16-year-old dressed in a Pocahontas outfit for Halloween. Pervert.
Ah go to hell hater
And you sound like an ass
You have a voice of a big ole ass
You miley hater
Miley is normal, and talented. The author of this article is a turd.
I fear for those children!!
First of all, Jay-Z is the greatest rapper. Two, he’s hip hop, not pop. Miley’s being very hyprocritcal. She says she doesn’t listen to pop music, yet she makes pop music. Please, tell me how this makes sense. The song went to number 1 and then to make worse, she didn’t even write the song! This girl is starting to annoy me even more!!!
Fuck you. fuck you jessica cook. You are annoying. Go to hell and write your articles there.
i hate the stuff they say about me
i love miley!
she is the best singer and actress.
she is my role model.
<3 go miley lovers.
Miley Cyrus is a skank! Her voice is so lound and obnoxious and she needs a cock to stuff it!
Like whos that chick, thats rockin kicks?
Miley>3 xoxo
Shippy, you are THE prime example of why Miley fans should keep your mouths shut.
Miley is an idiot. A moron. She can’t even talk to little kids. GOD MAKE HER STOP TALKING!!!
Miley, I love you!
The writer of this article is obviously dripping on some acid or just plain crazy, so I will basically ignore the bitch and just make my Jay-Z comment. I’m 24, don’t care for rap 1 bit and have just recently heard my first Jay-Z song, Empire State of Mind, and only because I’m a big Yankee fan and that song was played at game 2 and during the closing ceremonies during the Yankee parade. Now, I could very well have heard others, but I tend to block rap music out of my mind because it’s not the kind of music I’m into. So I don’t find it unbelievable that Miley isn’t into rap music herself and couldn’t come up with 1 Jay-Z song. And IF she did familiarize herself with a couple of titles just to give a plug, then THAT would be fake. All she did was tell it like it was and people can’t handle it. Tough shit I say.
u know who is annoying u your a big ass writing stupid shit about a 16 yr old for no reason. when u wake up u should look in the mirror and see what a miserable human being u are.
The writer was trying to be funny but FAILED. Good job looking like a douche when you were just trying to make fun of a teen.
I am assuming you didn’t think the headline out that well either? I give this sad attempt at humor a A+ for retarded.
Miley may not be a real artist but this author is a sure “real” hipster trying too hard as usual, or an overweight chunk chick bummed and jealous of a skinny teen.
haha look at these terrible Miley Cyrus fans. I hope you all get cancer of the cunt and die.
Miley just posted compliments about this article in her private twitter (the undeleted one) @radmiley_
A great role model .
Who pole dances like a stripper while “performing” .
If she’s not pop then what is she?
She’s DEFINITELY not country !
and the Miley Cyrus fans all sound 12 years old .
Which makes sense in a way, you’re all young and impressionable and will believe what the media says is ‘cool’ and ‘in’.
Its not your fault , Miley Cyrus and her complete entourage are manipulating you into believing thats the norm. You’re going to grow up very confused women. And will probably be objectified by men , while wondering why. I’m not telling you to not worship her or idolise her, just saying, choose your role models a *little* bit more wisely ?
jessica cook is lame. i dont think i enjoyed any of her articles. she is the worst writer ever!
is this old news? majority of todays pop singer dont write their own shit. why make it a case when britney or rihanna dont write shit either.
She really is stupid.
But I’d fuck her good and hard.
fuk u ur a fucken lyer stuff u she roxx
she cant sing OR act, she aint pretty, she is getting fat, and her teeth are very, very messed up, all her fans are pretty much girls 12 and under. but she is laughing all the way too the bank…so good for her, cant blame her there.
Nicholas S.
haha look at these terribly sad Miley Cyrus haters. I hope you all stay bitter and continue to simper and snivel, all to no avail. lol.
this article is soooooooo wack!! ok some poeple don’t like Jay-Z so waht?? we can’t all like what everyone likes u guys just keep on hating on Miley because u guys make her more famous!!!!
stop drinking hate-orade!!!
Miley Cyrus is a sad, sad excuse for music.
Hopefully she’ll just get knocked up and fade out soon.
If she had any crediblity she could have simply changed the lyric in the song to “…and a Radiohead song came on” or whatever instead of Jay-Z. I like Miley, but it’s pretty obvious to see she is going the Britney route as soon as she turns 18. Taylor Swift is by far more talented and a better role model for girls.
but she is laughing all the way too [sic] the bank…so good for her, cant blame her there.
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Gotta agree with you. Sure, there are waaaaaay more talented people and waaaaaaaaaay better looking young girls out there than miley cyrus. (i don’t find her pretty at all, maybe cute on a good day) But u know what, she struck a cord with the little tween girls, and their parents will pay through the nose to keep their little spoiled brats happy. Miley’s laughing all the way to the bank, and there is not one person on this planet who would not do the same thing given the chance. That being said, she needs to thank the big wig suits at Disney for creating Hannah Montana, because w/out it, she would be nothing.
I <3 Miley wooot woot
I can’t listen to more than a few seconds of this. It’s torment. There’s something seriously wrong with the way she talks.
i dont get it, she hasnt even said anything bad in this video, shes just answering questions and being nice to the girls….and who cares about Jay-Z..i couldnt name one of his songs either, big deal!
I have to admid that I am way to old to care about Miley Cyrus. To me she’s just another (slightly chubby) Disneyclubclone making yet another “family friendly” boring Kiddyshow. I think the “Miley-cult” is only based on the money that Disney pumped into the promotion machinery.
So in my opinion the article from Jessica Cook is indeed amusing. It may not be the funniest text ever written and it certainly is not “nice” to Miley, but i liked it.
What puzzles me is the lack of quality from most responses here:
There are the Fangirls complaining about how “hateful” the article is while at the same time insulting Jessica Cook. (Veeeery mature really, time to wash your mouth with soap kids.)
The Mileyhaters that want to stuff (the little thingy holding their brain) down the throat of a 16 year old.
What’s it with you guys? Aspirering a career as a pervert?
And finally the Hiphoppers that don’t seem to understand that this article is neither pro nor contra Jay-Z. It just states that Miley has no idea of who Jay-Z is and what type of music he makes. If you want to flame for or against Hiphop or Rap i suggest doing it someplace else.
To all the guys i mentioned above: Get a brain! Get some manners! Try reading AND understanding and GET A LIFE!
There are far more talented artists out there who aren’t the product of an evil corporation, she’s a Disney puppet trying to strike out on her own on failing it seems. How many former Disney child stars can you count as sucesses today? Her fanbase has been hit hard by the whole twitter nonsense and the changes to her Disney contract, biting the hand that feeds her isn’t exactly the smartest move she’s made. In a few years time, people will be asking “Miley who?” or watching her on one of those ‘Where are they now’ shows.
i think miley is actually a dude, she sucks her music sucks , and shes turning into a skank. go away, bring on taylor swift. oh and your dad sucks to