The Blemish

Rihanna Is Fat

was running late for her performance on and she didn’t have time to change the zipper on the back of her dress which she said busted because she was too fat.

“My dress! I’m a little too fat right now. The zip busted in the back. They’re like, ‘You’re a minute late!’

“I wanted to stitch it up but I couldn’t.”

When Kelly Clarkson heard this, her lower lip quivered and, voice shaking, asked, “That’s fat?”

Or from other sites
  • Herman Bumfudle

    fuck!

  • Herman Bumfudle

    this is why i wake up in the morning with a throbbing aching cock.

  • HH3061

    YES! She does need to cut back. She has gotten very overweight. Lady GaGa is the perfect size.