- Kat is a college freshman and she’s pretty hot. Make no mistake. This is a fantastic combination. [College Humor]
- Letterman was shopping his screenplay, not blackmailing. [Popeater]
- Pamela Anderson is so old and decrepit that she needs a special light. [Lainey]
- Celebrities really love their useless artifacts. [The Superficial]
- Scientists erect a penis in their lab. [Asylum]
- Shakira is doing the dreadlocks thing. [Just Jared]
- Amanda Righettis is pretty. [MoeJackson]
