- Reese Witherspoon has a top BitchFace. [Lainey]
- Joe Simpson wants you to know his daughters aren’t failures. Really. [The Superficial]
- Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel pimp Absolut Vodka. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Steven Segal will arrest and eat you. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan may have made out with Jessica Alba’s husband. [Popsugar]
- Chris Brown hittin’ another bad girls? [Bossip]
- William Dafoe has a big one, says Rosie Perez. Remember her? [Hollywood Rag]
- Molly Sims launches something. [UseMyComputer]
- Jordan is the tangerine tranny. [Daily Fix]
- Ronnie Wood arrested for beating up his 20-year-old girlfriend. [Celebitchy]
- Rihanna “randomly selected” for a security screening. [MoeJackson]
- Tiger’s mistress nipple slips. [CityRag]
- Natalie Portman is perfect, skinny. [Popoholic]
- The one wolf moon tank dress. [Dlisted]
