“Alice in Wonderland” and time wasters

Zoe Saldana is looking good. [Lainey]
Ugh, leave it to PETA to plaster a 20 foot Bethany Frankel all over town. [Bossip]
Even Ivana Trump is giving Tiger Woods’ wife advice now. [Wonderwall]
Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin get romantic for Vogue. [ASL]
Rihanna wears her ginger wig. [Holy Moly]
A bird pooped in Tori Spelling’s head. Excellent. [LitelySalted]
AnnaLynne McCord is in Cosmo. [MoeJackson]
Holly Madison wants kids to have a holly jolly Xmas. [Hollywood Rag]
The Golden Globes are here and here are your nominees. [CNW]
Oral Roberts is dead. [CoEd]
Madonna looks kind of googd? [Celebitchy]
Emmanuelle Chriqui got back. [Popoholic]
On that Madonna note, yikes. [Dlisted]