Carrie Underwood was in the Bahamas over the weekend prancing around in a bikini and flirting with me through paparazzi shots. Damn. Can she be any more transparent? I told you, Carrie. I can’t go public with this right now. I have a celebrity blogger image to maintain. That of me half-laughing/half-crying to myself while typing with my pants off. You’ll ruin it for me.
