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Last week, Chris Brown wrote on Twitter that “major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the fuck do i gotta do.” This was in reaction to not being able to find his new album “Graffiti” on the shelves at a New England Walmart. Brown continued, “WTF… yeah i said it and i aint retracting shit,” and “im not biting my tongue about shit else… the industry can kiss my ass.”

Well, one thing Chris can do is invent a time machine to travel back to early this year and not punch Rihanna in the face about a hundred times leaving her broken and battered. Barring that, there’s not much else except sell his CD out the back of a van. Although, Chris might want to stay away from high schools and middle schools. The police are real uptight about telling kids “I bet I’ve got something you’re really going to like. Just come around the back to my van.”

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