“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” and time wasters

Thank god it’s almost over.

Susan Boyle sings her dream duet with Elaine Paige. Fact: I know not of either of these people. I have no short term memory. [Popeater]
Outfit jealousy. Do you have it? [Lainey]
Mariah Carey’s new music video for “H.A.T.E.U.” is lame. [Bossip]
Not that you’d care, but Nicky Hilton was robbed. Stolen: her dignity. Ha, just kidding. She never had it. [Wonderwall]
Jennifer Garner talks baby production. [ASL]
Breaking news: David Hasselhoff looks sober. [Holy Moly]
What’s with The Hoff news today? [LitelySalted]
Ariana Grande needs to start dressing her age. [MoeJackson]
Lily Allen got her groove on. [Hollywood Rag]
Kate Bosworth does Italian Vogue. [Yeeeah]
Andy Keaton is a menace. [CNW]
I’d get me some of these alcohol pills. [College Candy]
All this Tiger Woods business has taken attention off of Kate Gosselin. [Celebitchy]
Zoe Saldana sizzles in Complex. [Popoholic]
Naomi Campbell to terrorize your tv. [Dlisted]