Hit-Girl and time wasters

I said it before and I’ll say it again. This looks amazing.

• Sarah  Jessica Parker is so clingy. It’s almost as if Matthew Broderick was a salt lick. [Lainey]
• In totally shocking news, Pete Doherty was arrested for possession of heroin. When I read this, I thought this couldn’t be right. Must be some other Pete Doherty. [Wonderwall]
• With as many outfits as Lady Gaga has, you’d think at least one would make her look good. That’s why I sent her a 5’7” paper bag. Wear it with pride, Gaga. [ASL]
• Eliza Dushku got all sexy in Ocean Drive magazine. [MoeJackson]
• Producers decided to not let K-Fed play himself in an American Pie movie. Probably because a douchebag, fatass who made it rich by marrying and procreating with a once hot popstar was too unrealistic. [Litelysalted]
• Lindsay doesn’t just party. She also leaves parties. [Hollywood Rag]
• Renee Zellwegger is forcing Bradley Cooper into marriage. That way of thinking has never failed yet. [Celebitchy]
• Tom Cruise was sued for allegedly wiretapping some guy’s phone. Gay stuff? Cruise will show you gay stuff! [Dlisted]
• Shakira gets sexy she-wolf style. Like, spreading her legs sexy. [Popoholic]
• This is Katherine McPhee? [UseMyComputer]
• These PostSecret cards are artsy, but that doesn’t hide the creepy. [College Humor]