“Inception” and time wasters

Pixie Lott shows off her gay biker shorts. [Drunken Stepfather]
How Mimi travels in Capri. [Lainey]
Kevin and Jason are BFFs. [Celebslam]
Miranda Kerr does Ralph. [IDLYITW]
Cakes & crotches flock together. [Bossip]
Bristol Palin wants custody. [Wonderwall]
Olivia Wilde seems pretty cheerful. [MoeJackson]
Megan Fox needs acting lessons. [Litelysalted]
Pamela Anderson and her son look alike. [Hollywood Rag]
Charlize Theron needs to dress way sexier if she wants a piece of me. Rawr. [Hollywood Tuna]
Joe Francis sues over being called a “rapist”. [Celebitchy]
The 25 pop songs of 2009 mash-up. [College Humor]